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Why didn't Noah smack the two mosquitoes on the ark?

2006-11-01 02:41:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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And step on the cockroaches! Go figure.

2006-11-01 02:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 1 1

Luv your thought! It would have been nice. Tho, they were not a problem here this year.

G-d told Noah to take 2 of each (male and female) of all the living creatures. He was to take 7 of those considered Kosher-so there would be some for sacrifice and for food along the way.

2006-11-01 11:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0 0

Oh to be Noah and take care of that little problem.

2006-11-01 10:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by teachingpk2008 3 · 0 0

because he was supposed to bring all the animals 2 by 2 into the arc.

2006-11-01 10:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 1 1

The misquitos evolved from all the water. lol. THey werent on the arc.

2006-11-01 10:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♫O Praise Him♫ 5 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha-
there were no bugs on the boat, only animals .."with breath in their nostrils...".

2006-11-01 10:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0 0

Hahaha.
You funny.

2006-11-01 10:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

because noah wasn't real

2006-11-01 10:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

they were busy stinging the Unicorn to death :)

2006-11-01 10:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by blackratsnake 5 · 0 0

because they were not being naughty

2006-11-01 10:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by proscunio 3 · 0 0

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