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Apparently only smarties have the answer. But to what? and why dont they tell us if they know? then we could all ask them our questions. i wonder which colour are the cleverest? and should we really be eating them?

2006-11-01 02:33:48 · 13 answers · asked by Raquel 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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The advert is slightly misleading in that actually only red and yellow smarties have the intelligence levels necessary to give the answer, the other colours are frankly just hangers on
Smarties stopped giving us the answers in 1986 after they got fed up with solving all the worlds critical problems only to be sucked to death immediatley after answering questions.
It has long been suspected by the american and uk goverment that had smarties been more forthcoming the entire iraq/al quieda issue would have been sorted out with maybe just 2 or 3 tubes.
The palestinian issue would clearly have needed more, but as smarties no longer assist we are in the pickle we are
We are really at a stalemate as the smarties have made it clear that they would not help out even if we were to stop sucking them

For myself i would answer any question provided i was sucked

2006-11-01 02:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by greydays 4 · 1 1

The smarties have the answer to why people are so adicted to chocolate.
the answer is know only by them and they won't tell you because no one would eat smarties and they would go out of buisness.
The cleverest colour is blue becuase its the nicest.

2006-11-01 02:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0 0

Of course we have to eat them or they will outsmart us. The brown ones are the cleverest and the blondies are the silly ones!!!

2006-11-01 02:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

M & Ms i'm engaged on the alphabet with my granddaughter, and that i'm having a puzzling time. All I seem able to coach her are Ms and Ws...everyone have a answer to this galactic challenge?

2016-12-05 10:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

purple would be the cleverest and we should definatley eat them. we might get some more brains

2006-11-01 02:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0 0

We should be eating them because as you say we are not getting the answers from them - so serve them right!

2006-11-01 02:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0 0

the mysteries of the universe

2006-11-01 02:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

the blue ones are brainy

2006-11-01 02:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the answer is where all the blue ones have gone... wish they would tell me

2006-11-01 02:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0 0

the question must be, what are them small oval shaped covered chocolate sweets called?

2006-11-01 02:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

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