A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-11-01 02:26:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol that was hilariously priceless!
2006-11-01 02:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny, was not expecting that ending.
2006-11-01 02:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll pay that! I can't believe someone didn't get that tho - blonditis?
2006-11-01 02:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 03:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-01 02:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMg i love that
2006-11-01 02:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Rachael S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny
2006-11-01 02:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha! that's hillarious!! it took me a while but i got the third time! that....is....fun....ny!!!!...!!!
2006-11-01 02:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didnt get it
2006-11-01 02:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNNYYYY!
2006-11-01 02:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by Wisline F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋