Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, 'My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!' As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, 'That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?' The guy catches his breath, then says, 'Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the ******* who pushed me in the pool!'
2006-11-01 02:22:41 · 14 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. Like it... and i like your avatar...ASTIG!!!!
2006-11-01 03:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes I enjoyed that one.
2006-11-01 02:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Very good joke!
2006-11-01 02:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so great! I needed that!
Another one...please.
2006-11-01 02:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by May I help You? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol that was hilarious! but I would have taken the money any how!
2006-11-01 02:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2006-11-01 03:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 03:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!!!
2006-11-01 03:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by Pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-01 03:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... thats funny
2006-11-01 02:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by CowboyFrancis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie.. made us smile!!
2006-11-01 02:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋