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2006-11-01 01:59:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mississippi
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'
2006-11-01 03:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inform me how did you feel about this joke!
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
2006-11-01 02:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: What do you get when you sign up 1 brunette and two blondes for your football team?
A: Two tight ends and one wide receiver!
A man came home to find his blonde wife in bed with his best friend(s).
"What the hell is going on here!?" He demanded.
"See!" the blonde said, "I told you he was an idiot!"
2006-11-01 16:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋