A husband, wife, and a son walk into an ice-cream shop.
The dad says, "I'll have a chocolate”. The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla”.
Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want
fat head?"
The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him in the back of the head and
call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants:
The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck sitting
there (outside) that's my nice truck!!!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice
big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pu*ssy, and I had that
until fat head came along!!!"
2006-11-01 01:52:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ZOMG. Funneh! Applauds for you! You're awesome!
2006-11-01 02:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ueah it's funny and im a female 2
2006-11-01 10:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by quesha08 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a Little laugh, all he had to do was ask the doc to put in a couple of extra stitches.
2006-11-01 09:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Gabriele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh out loud comedy for sure
2006-11-01 10:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by keewesti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh I feel bad I musta hurt my mamma on the way out
2006-11-01 10:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by D8411 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Distasteful and not funny. But that's because I am a woman.
2006-11-01 09:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by moose on the loose 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-01 11:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 09:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by parasiteace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-01 09:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by noonee333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its tasteless
2006-11-01 10:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by mommyjaxson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋