2006-11-01 01:46:09 · 22 answers · asked by ajd140578 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-01 02:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening."
With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn.
"What's wrong?" asked the farmer.
He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door.
"What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks.
The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"
Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.
Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.
Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood...
The pig and the cow.
2006-11-01 02:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a jungle two males - a mouse and a monkey were vying with each other to have intercourse with a huge and beautiful female elephant! One day, when the she-elephant was eating the leaves of a coconut tree, the monkey was gazing at the elephant sitting atop the coconut tree. The little mouse was running around the elephant's hind leg making noises just to draw its attention. Annoyed, the elephant asked the mouse what exactly it wanted. The mouse told its desire. Elephant: "Oh, that's all? Okay, enjoy". The elephant lifted the mouse and helped it to reach its rear. The mouse was very very happy. It got itself ready. The poor monkey was watching all this thing with jealous. When the mouse just entered the elephant, the monkey plucked out a coconut and threw it towards the mouse. Alas, it landed on the elephant which started screaming with pain. Without knowing what was happening around, naively the mouse enquired the elephant: "Is it painful?"
2006-11-01 02:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Life
2006-11-01 01:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by jb2sri 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel I have heard the funniest joke in the world, but i cannot repeat it here, as it is also the grossest joke in the world
2006-11-01 01:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man once asked the chief of a red indian tribe how he named the children of the tribe... the chief answered ' When i see cloud in the sky i name the child 'cloudinsky' when i see a hawk fly over i name the child 'hawkflyover'. The man was intrigued and then the chief said... 'Anyway Twodogsfu**ing, why do you ask'
Well i like this joke
2006-11-01 02:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by LaLyns 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here it is............
Sherlock holmes and Watson were camping out one night. After a few hours of sleep Sherlock wakes up, he taps Watson and say
"Hey Watson, can you see the stars?"
"Yes" Watson replied
Sherlock said "what does that mean"
Watson replied "Well, astronomically it defines the immensity of the universe, philospphically it outlines the insignificance of our planet and us in the scheme of things, meterologically it indicated that tomorrow it;s going to be a hot day, astrologically, I see that Leo is aligned with Jupiter-and that means turmoil"
Sherlock looked pensive for a minute. Then he turned to Watson and said, "You idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
2006-11-01 02:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really dont know the best awnser for that question my cousin does the jokes
2006-11-01 01:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by i love me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked the doctor for something to keep my hair in; He gave me a box !
2006-11-01 01:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who changed the vassiline with the super glue?
2006-11-01 01:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by Tril 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Life. try living without any money, life stops. try living without never a smile, life stops, try living without food for the rest of your life, life stops, try never getting on your computor again, life stops.
Silver Birch
2006-11-01 02:02:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋