Man & wife can't get on, in fact they hate each other. After an almighty row the man kills her. He can't think of how to dispose of the body, but after a few hours thought he says to himself......'I know! 'I'll cut her up, make sandwiches, and take them to work.'..Next morning he goes to the building site & at break time gives everyone a sandwich. After 15 minutes Pete shouts.....'Hey Derek!..........'Your lass sure makes a lovely sandwich!!!'
2006-11-01 01:44:53 · 12 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic !
2006-11-01 01:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuck between the teeth that one did
2006-11-01 01:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stale.
2006-11-04 09:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good keep them coming,
2006-11-01 01:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ivan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible...
2006-11-01 01:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was past its sell by date.
2006-11-01 01:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a classic but i still love it
2006-11-01 02:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-01 01:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha now i like that well done!
2006-11-01 03:21:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okie dokie then
2006-11-01 05:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋