2006-11-01 00:38:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know my favorite part of the woman are her boobies and yours are jiggling.
You look real pretty, would you mind if I'd ask you to take off all your clothes and dance a little?
2006-11-01 00:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never used pickup lines...because they typically aren't successful...plus it makes you look corny / stupid / perverted.
If it's someone you know or have seen before...I simply let them know that I'm interested in them. This works better than you think.
If it's someone I've never seen before and I really want to meet them....I simply approach them and use the same tactic. You may never see them again! Let them know how much you wanted to meet them....you'll at least make the person feel good about themself.
2006-11-01 08:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by jpollar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always ask for help. I even use this technique when I am in a dangerous neighborhood and I need to pass what look like gang members. So far it has worked well. Even the meanest guy is happy to be of assistance.--so far.
2006-11-01 08:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her if she can guess what you are holding in your hands behind your back??and if you guess right you can sleep with me,she is bound to say something silly like ;oh maybe a double decker bus;;then you say to her **** that was a lucky guess come along,,,,,,
2006-11-01 08:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Need a lift? (It works best if her car is broken and it's snowing out)
2006-11-01 08:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by g_riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much does a polar bear weigh?...
...enough to break the ice.
2006-11-01 08:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by alice_oh.nine_one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey baby u tired cause u been running through my mind all day
2006-11-01 08:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just constantly compliment a girl and if she likes it we go off 2gether. or i say "i believe everyone has a destiny and mine is to please you", usually works, about 8times out of 10.
2006-11-01 08:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your coat - you're pulled.
2006-11-01 08:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all in the eyes
2006-11-01 08:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋