i parked in a disabled parking space the other day and the car parka ttendaent saw me get out the car. he shouted
oi mate what is your disability. i replied
tourettes you c*nt now f*ck off you stupid w@nker.
2006-11-01 00:34:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when you are sat in an office and you read that it makes you laugh bruv.
Nicely!!! ha
2006-11-01 01:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jammy2kind 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh out loud! Well done. I parked in a disabled space once, and an old man told me I was tempting fate! I never go into disabled toilets either!
2006-11-01 08:43:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 5 out of 10
2006-11-01 11:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say I've never done anything quite to that extent but fair play to you, I could never draw that much attention to myself.
Similarly though, when I get on a busy train where there are no seats I often stick out my tummy and rub my back so that people will think i'm pregnant... It works like a charm
2006-11-01 08:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by valleylaydee85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please!!!! It's a joke page!! Why is anyone bothering to discuss the right and wrongs of parking in disabled bays??
A bloke is showing two young American girls around London and they come to a Pelican crossing. He presses the button and the pedestrian signal goes 'bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep....' 'Whats that for?' asked one of the girls. 'Oh thats just to let the blind know that the lights have changed' said the bloke. 'My Gaad' she said, really shocked, 'in the States we don't even let them drive...'
2006-11-01 08:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You bad bad boy,i am disabled and that was bad of you saying them things to the attendant,as they do have a job to do
2006-11-01 08:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you have to suffer some kind of physical disability that restricts your mobility to qualify to use those spaces. Just being a rude b4st4rd does not count.
2006-11-01 08:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha serves the little c*nt right, stupid old w*nker
2006-11-01 08:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS BRILLIANT, HOW FUNNY, I MUST ADMIT I PARK IN DISABLED SOMETIMES AND JUST GET OUT AND LIMP - HOW MANY DISABLED PEOPLE DO THEY THINK THERE ARE IN ANY TOWN!
2006-11-01 08:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Sazzy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's the stupidest thing I heard all day! Find something new to do!
2006-11-01 08:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋