let him dig...!!!!!?

Question

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though
>>they
>> >>>hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
>> >>>yelling could be heard deep into the night.
>> >>>
>> >>>The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and
>> >>>Out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of
>>your
>> >>>life!"
>> >>>
>> >>>Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic --
>> >>>because of the many strange occurrences that took place in
>>their
>> >>>neighborhood.
>> >>>
>> >>>The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's
>> >>>relief, he died of a heart
>>attack.
>> >>>
>> >>>His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she
>> >>>went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there
>> >>>was no tomorrow.
>> >>>
>> >>>Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you
>>afraid
>> >>>that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
>>grave
>> >>>and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
>> >>>
>> >>>The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him
>> >>>Buried upside down...."

Answer 1

Awesome foresight.

Good one. Enjoyed the punchline.

Answer 2

it was pretty good and i like it very much.
it makes u laughso much!!!! LOL!!!!!
I give it a ten outa ten, 10/10.
ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING

Answer 3

that is pure class and only a woman would bve so cruel
hahahahahaha

Answer 4

wow, i think groovy chick wants you to pick as best answer. very funny though.

Answer 5

lol heard it before but it still is funny.

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

awsome

Answer 8

ha! serves him right

Answer 9

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like it ta

Answer 10

That was crap..........nice photo tho..