On approaching the bar he pulls up a stool and asks the bartender for a drink of scotch. Then he says do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?
Quickly the female to his left says, "Sir as you are blind and all I think it is only fair that I warn you.........I am a blonde biker and this is a lesbian bar" and I can give you good reasons why you shouldn't tell that joke here!
The Blind man says "ok" "please go ahead and tell me why".
The biker replies “the bartender is also a blonde woman who keeps a baseball bat behind the bar”.
“The woman to my left is blonde and a black belt in Karate”.
“There is a female to your right who is a professional wrestler and also a blonde”.
Now, knowing this do you still want to tell that blonde joke in this bar?
The gentleman stops and thinks for one second then replies,
No, No you are quite right............................................. I don’t want to explain it 4 times!
2006-11-01 00:30:14 · 10 answers · asked by scottleigh89 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor blind man i know they kicked his ass lol good joke
2006-11-01 01:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!!!NICE!!!
I really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!
I give it a 10/10
cuz it deserves it.
I hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
2006-11-01 08:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 08:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so funny. Good one.
2006-11-01 08:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What hospital is he at so I may send flowers? (Heeheeheehee)
2006-11-01 08:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-01 08:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh LOL thanks, the best joke i've read today.U managed to make me smile
2006-11-01 08:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-01 08:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... and then what happened ? Don't stop ...
2006-11-01 08:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for the laugh
2006-11-01 08:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋