One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get
here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"
"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been
no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
2006-11-01 00:29:23 · 17 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just put a smile on my face.
2006-11-01 04:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Slayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, 10 out of 10. encore encore.
2006-11-01 00:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10 cool joke
2006-11-01 00:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-11-01 02:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
I ll try that on my mom
like the girl's innocence n the rapid change in it.
2006-11-01 00:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Amrita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up from me that was cute and funny
2006-11-01 01:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 00:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty girl
2006-11-01 00:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-01 02:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold - so also is this joke.
2006-11-01 01:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋