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Question

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they
wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the
word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell
your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what
her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a
letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went
back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the
daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her
father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the
typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Answer 1

lmao!! good stuff
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."



The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in

bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female

sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.



Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.



At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.



For a video to see how beer works click here, And watch her face:

Answer 2

Justin Bieber.

Answer 3

THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!

Answer 4

That was good. Thank You for the laugh.

Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

naughty man playing with his winky woo woo

Answer 6

Very good although was eating my lunch when read it :(

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
very funny
hahahahaha

Answer 8

Very good LMAO

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

that's a good one.