be imaginative peeps
2006-11-01 00:21:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then Sharks would become barbers.
2006-11-01 00:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dolphins are undoubtedly very vain so I'm sure it would spawn a whole new market for waterproof styling appliances.
Then you'd get programmes on TV hosted by David Attenborough saying stuff like:
"And here we can see a small pod of Bottle Nosed Dolphins fighting over whose turn it is to use the GHDs. The Bottle Noses are unique in that some days they style their hair into sleek straight styles, on other days they favour a sophisticated up do, and occasionally they will opt for a bubble perm. It is thought that the choice of style is influenced by the moon"
Or perhaps not
2006-11-01 00:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would be hairy and would have to go to dolphin hair dressers. Then there would be those fashionable hairy dolphins that have the latest dolphin hairstyles and the not so fashionable dolphins might get picked on for not having the latest style, then we would have to have dolphin shrinks to help the dolphins with old hair styles get back their self esteem and dolphin doctors to dish out happy dolphin pills.
Although this sounds oh so complicated, in the long run, we would have much happier dolphins - Dolphins with fab do's and are extremely happy with their styles and dolphins who are not so impressed with their bonces but are on happy pills to keep them perky.......Everyones a winner in the dolphin world.
I hate dolphins.
2006-11-01 00:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have long thick hair to and I get perms put in it every 4months and so far it has not damaged my hair in fact I think it made it kind of healthier.
2016-03-28 03:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd be Hipper than Flipper
2006-11-01 06:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by ZoFro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd have to fill the oceans with Head & Shoulders so that they wouldn't get dandruff....
2006-11-01 00:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by bizangofish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they will float like ducks because skin releases oils which repel water
2006-11-01 00:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by dodo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd look even cuter
2006-11-01 00:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love dolphond that would be pretty weird if they had hair i like them better bald
2006-11-01 00:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by intrested 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the would have to visit the barbers
2006-11-01 00:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋