Man goes to the docs......'Doctor i've got a terrible pain in my stomach & there's something hanging from my anus'...Doctor has a look & finds a piece of lettuce which he pulls...The man screams in agony,so the doc tells him...'You've got a piece of lettuce sticking out'........'But the bad news is'.......'It's just the tip of the iceberg'
2006-11-01 00:15:39 · 20 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha gross but good
2006-11-01 00:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha 5 out of 10
2006-11-04 16:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by taz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha bloody ha...go back to bed Kevin. Wake up when your iceberg is floating down the river. lol
2006-11-01 08:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan, did the doc apply a 'dressing' ha ha
2006-11-01 08:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha you sure the doctor didn't say lettuce in lol
2006-11-01 08:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-01 08:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh.very witty ending
2006-11-03 12:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the fecking best joke I have heard in ages !!!!! CONGRATS MATE !!!!
2006-11-01 08:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny !
2006-11-04 17:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but Y U C K Y!!!!
2006-11-01 08:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 08:47:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋