A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
2006-10-31 23:54:07 · 31 answers · asked by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A virgin jokester? That was good! Welcome to the joke club! Here's to your continued success!
2006-11-01 00:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As Peter Cook said in 'The Princess Bride': "Wuv. Twoo Wuv"
(Good joke)
2006-10-31 23:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one i have heard in a long while! Great for a "first timer."
2006-11-01 04:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Pinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO 13/10 loved it
2006-10-31 23:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Good one!
I might write that in my grandfather's birthday card this weekend! It's his 80th so i just need to adapt it accordingly!
Thanks!
2006-10-31 23:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi , yep liked this one I could do with a man like him too !! lol
2006-11-01 00:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit that did make me laugh just a little
2006-11-01 03:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may be the first timer...but, the joke is nice one.....
still, enjoyable like juicy / hot jalebis.........hahahaha
2006-10-31 23:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-31 23:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by pam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd it before, bt itza gd joke
2006-10-31 23:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋