One I liked recently was how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"Hey, let's go ride a bike"
2006-10-31 23:40:47 · 12 answers · asked by Barbara 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
6...1 to screw it in and 5 to brag to about it.
2006-11-01 00:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many emo kids does it take 2 screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 to change it and 2 to write a poem about how much they miss the old one! lol
2006-11-01 00:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to hold the bulb in place and the others to turn the room.
2006-10-31 23:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by V 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
69
2006-10-31 23:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None... Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
2006-11-01 00:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by xxandra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favourite bulb joke.......
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
2006-10-31 23:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
how many gay men does it take to change a light bulb, 6, one to screw it in and five to stand around him and say "FABULOUS".
2006-11-01 00:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by Michael J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Change!!!"
2006-10-31 23:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How many Jewish mothers does it take?
No, I'll just sit in the dark. That's OK.
2006-10-31 23:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I met a guy the other night, he turned and looked at me and said "Baby you light up my life". I turned off as soon as I heard it. The saying is "You light up my life", not Baby, you light up my life.
Silver Birch
2006-10-31 23:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋