A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I am afraid that I may
offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number one,
you
have to be single and number two, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But
when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
2006-10-31 22:48:50 · 39 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!
2006-10-31 22:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cabbie is driving on a road at 70 kph. He passes three cars going at 80 kph, then gets pulled over by a police officer and is given a ticket.
Why?
2006-10-31 23:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by scottleigh89 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainly Laughter: Tehehehe. Hehehehe. Bwahahahaha. Mwahahahaha. Descriptions of Laughter: She snickered. She chuckled. He snorted. He roared with spontaneous laughter. Her giggles crammed the room. His snort became quite a lot like a music. i'm hoping I helped you!
2016-12-05 10:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by embrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We wanted to get Sister Margaret pregnant so we dressed her up as an altar boy.
2006-11-01 02:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, liked that one two punch at the end.... keep up the good work and happy halloween
2006-10-31 22:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...that's really funny....I can picture telling this one to the NYC cab driver! Well, and english speaking one!
Made me LOL!
2006-10-31 22:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao havent heard that one bfore
2006-11-01 00:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww! see? that is why you have to be careful who you like. the cabbie did not even know the person.
2006-11-01 00:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2006-10-31 23:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a great joke
u shud rite suspense stories
2006-10-31 23:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by rahul s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha . I wonder if my great aunt (who is a nun) will like it. Probably not, she is deaf anyway..... I like it.. more more...
2006-10-31 23:10:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋