An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad"
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES!!!
Love,
Vinnie"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie"
2006-10-31 22:08:28 · 17 answers · asked by wandabeppe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bravo! Mi hai fatto spaccare dal ridere!!
Very good one...
2006-10-31 22:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive eaten at the two eating places and locate myself going returned to them.i like the Ramanos Macaroni Grill for his or her very tasty crammed Mushrooms with Spinach,Mozzarella Cheese and smothered in a Caramel Sauce.Them are so delicious .whilst i pass to Olive Gardens i like their Grilled Shrimp Platter with Crabmeat.the two places supply adequate foodstuff for 2 nutrients and likely is very high priced at the two places yet somewhat somewhat somewhat worth the money to my thought so I vote certain to the two eating places.
2016-12-28 09:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by everitt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The Love of a Son! LOL.
Good one.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-11-01 10:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever joke
2006-10-31 22:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kavliaris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must be a busy man because yesterday he was planting chillies hahaha
2006-10-31 23:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!!
2006-10-31 22:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Funny Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty clever.
2006-10-31 22:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itsa making me very laughing !
2006-10-31 22:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
vinnie,,,the intelligent guy.........i had heard this one, but still brought a smile on my face........good one.....LOL
2006-10-31 22:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-31 22:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋