2006-10-31 22:04:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heavens, Zulu9 - what a cunning linguist you are!
2006-11-01 05:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kleptomaniac is a person who steals things because he can't help himself. He doesn't want to do it but he gets an urge to do it. This is my opinion.
2006-11-01 06:14:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kavliaris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is a mental aberration.
It is not unusual ,to find that a Kleptomaniac ,
has the means, to pay for the things they take .
They do not use their haul,for profit ,
they are quite uninterested in the goods, that they take ,
but leave them lying around the house for all to see!
Totally unlike opportunistic thievery
Were a thief profits, by what they take ,
and will lift anything ,that is movable,
for their own selfish gain
>^,,^<
2006-11-01 06:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kleptomaniac is someone who can't stop storing things and can't throw nothing away. they keep everything. they can be help by a professional person, but i doubt by themselves
2006-11-01 06:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by harder_house 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was gonna answer this, but tiyf j said it all really...
Can't believe someone gave you a link to wikipedia for this question. I hope you read it thoroughly you naughty man...
2006-11-01 06:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to help myself to a Sunday Times, roll it up and beat you around the head with it... but I fear you may enjoy that too much... unless of course you would like to beat me with it.....
Sunday, Hyde Park, me with the Times, you with the Sunday Sport and lets do battle....
2006-11-01 12:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant really say no,
i had the problem when i was 12 years old...
i got to the point i couldn't help myself from helping myself...
then i got busted...
my whole summer age 13 grounded...
i never 'helped myself' again to this very day,
2006-11-01 06:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...Thanx.
2006-11-01 06:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its a person who steals things!
2006-11-01 06:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by pasky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-11-01 06:21:07 · answer #10 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋