2006-10-31 21:48:40 · 7 answers · asked by squid 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the one about the chicken crossing the road
2006-10-31 21:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've heard of the story of a monkey and turtle...
They were bestfriends.
One day, they saw a banana(the whole of it)
they decided to divide it.
Then the monkey grabbed the part with leaves(bacause he thinks it is easier to grow)
They planted it at the same time.
After a long time they decided to visit their plants.
They first went to where the monkey planted the banana..
The turtle laughed and laughed because it wilted!!
Then they went to where the turtle planted the banana.
This time, the monkey laughed harder than when they went to his plant...
You know why?
Because the turtle planted it upside-down!!!
2006-11-01 00:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by heny0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke about passing car.
2006-10-31 22:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke will make u laugh hard. really.
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuQyQq3KmkKvHQktgp1Z3pyCHQx.?qid=20061019033952AAk1F4j&show=7#answer-title-area
2006-10-31 21:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
2006-10-31 22:11:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to remember....
2006-10-31 22:57:10 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G.W.B?
2006-10-31 21:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋