Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the
audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front of the crowd pierces the silence...
"Well, ******* stop it then!"
2006-10-31 21:39:35 · 23 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is the lamest joke i have heard.
2006-11-01 00:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol that person has a quick wit.
*ponders for a while* hmmmm.... I wonder what would happen if Bono decided to stomp his feet *looks inquisitive*
lmaooooo
2006-10-31 21:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
serve the sicker right! lately he's a total fake! c'mon, you are a rockstar and that's all you need, just be a rockstar! not a faker who desperately trying to get a what? knighted? oh snap!
2006-10-31 21:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!! 100 points to that voice.
2006-10-31 22:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one lol. Encore!
2006-10-31 21:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor bono
2006-10-31 22:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On in Glasgow!!!! brilliant!!!!
2006-10-31 21:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet everyone cracked up, except him, though its a bit tight but funny!
2006-10-31 21:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by charl203 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats pretty funny
2006-10-31 21:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-31 21:41:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋