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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a campingtrip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you #!&@#. Someone has stolen our tent."

2006-10-31 21:13:23 · 11 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

hahahaheheheh..nice one
i will give it a 8/10
brighten up my day

2006-10-31 21:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0 0

That sounds like a Sherlock Holmes joke for sure! Yes, jolly good ol chap!

2006-10-31 21:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0 0

No I on no account found writing a diary thrilling in any respect, particular I even have study various books i like to study biographies of band individuals, and approximately my well known bands. Or stuff that take place activities.

2016-10-21 02:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by delcampo 4 · 0 0

Lols, but i like the watson's way of thinking :-)

2006-10-31 21:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

That's Holme for you. Good one for sure.

2006-10-31 22:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Now i know why Sherlock is THE detective!! Ha, ha- lol!

2006-10-31 21:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0 0

lmfao funny keep them coming

2006-10-31 21:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0 0

that's a good one!

2006-10-31 22:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by dreamzz 1 · 0 0

LOL. Yep, that's about right. LOL.

2006-11-01 11:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Peace be upon them.........hahahaha

2006-10-31 23:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

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