A blonde woman was tired of people calling her names and teasing her because of the colour of her hair, so she decided to kill herself. She found some rope and went to the park. She tied one end of the rope to a branch of a tree, climbed the tree and then tied the other end of the rope to her neck.
"Good bye, cruel world," and with that, she slid of the branch.
A couple of hours later, a man was walking in the park, when he noticed a blonde hanging from the tree, but the rope was now round her waiste.
"What are you doing?" the man asked in surprise.
"Im killing myself because the world is an evil place." she said with a tear in her eye.
"Well, isn't the rope supposed to be round your neck if your commiting sucide?" he said.
"Oh yes, but i tried that and couldn't breathe!"
2006-10-31 20:20:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one. lol
keep it up
2006-10-31 20:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa! That has got to be the 10 of Blonde Jokes! LOL. LOL.
Kudos.
Thanks for the laughter.
2006-11-01 11:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicole, with all these blonde jokes you are spoiling us.
Makes a nice change to start the day with a good giggle.
Keep up the good work!
2006-10-31 20:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-31 20:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh ..22!". The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?". The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!". This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!". The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' "
2016-05-23 01:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, those blondes have all of the fun! Poor babies! Good one!
2006-10-31 21:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
THis is too funny!
Excelent joke! i think i want to post it in my bulletin page!
Cant stop myself laughing at this one.
LOL!!
2006-10-31 20:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG ....lol...
these blond jokes
are the ultimate..lol
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-31 22:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe poor blonde
2006-10-31 20:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly blonde
2006-10-31 21:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 22:09:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋