There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off. As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconcious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened. He heard a looped recording which said: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."
2006-10-31 20:17:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loooolz! wonder if blondes are really human?
2006-10-31 20:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......very funny.......LOL
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
decides to buy her a cellphone.
She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and
explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day
the blonde goes shopping.
Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun,"he says "how
do you like your new phone?"
She replies: "I just love, it's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand
though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
2006-10-31 23:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but with David Beckham instead of the blonde
2006-10-31 20:24:31 · answer #3 · answered by the_villa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww, thats the david beckam joke
2006-11-04 12:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite an old one but still pretty good :)
2006-10-31 20:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by h0axsp1d0r 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a classic but its still funny
2006-11-01 02:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 22:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-31 22:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 20:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goldie.
2006-10-31 20:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋