A man gives blood to his girlfriend and saves her life.
After a while they break up and he asks for the blood back.
She throws a used tampon at him and screams, "I'll pay you monthly, you bastard!"
2006-10-31 20:13:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, nice one ( bit icky tho. lol)
2006-10-31 20:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ooo!! Naughty! Naughty! LOL. LOL.
I have enjoyed your jokes tonight.
Thank You.
Please continue to post. I'll be watching for Ya! LOL.
2006-11-01 11:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth....ruined the whole damn thing.
2006-10-31 20:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by zucco_69m 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Love it. Best pay back joke yet.
2006-10-31 22:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
psml awsome joke. Its just like a bloke tho, isnt it?
2006-11-04 12:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was just blood money and no doubt he wanted interest.....lol
2006-10-31 20:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice girl !
2006-11-04 09:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-03 04:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-10-31 20:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by blackduck1001 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde joke or not....that's damn good! Still laughing!
2006-10-31 21:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad for such a bad day
2006-10-31 20:15:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋