King of the one-liners. Kid jokes here.
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
2006-10-31 20:10:33 · 14 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wooo! - lmsmao
I've never heard of Rodney Dangerfield before - who is he, he sounds really funny.
2006-10-31 20:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney burst upon American television on a sketch about 3 Mile Island on NBC's Saturday evening (stay) even as he performed a spokeperson for the Jimmy Carter White abode. contained in the sketch, Jimmy Carter went to three mIle Island (which he did) and became uncovered to radiation. Later, rumors emerged that the radiation had made the President improve to wide length: Reporter: Is the President one hundred ft tall? Rodney: No, it really is a lie! Who ever suggested it really is a liar! 2d reporter: Is the President ninety 8 ft tall? Rodney: No remark! Rodney: Oh! Oh! he's an quite huge guy! He can make like to 2 broads straight away, and they'll not in any respect meet! he's enormous I tell ya!
2016-12-05 10:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by embrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Jokes. lol
2006-10-31 22:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you like kids then? but let me guess you couldn't eat a whole 1lol
2006-10-31 20:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 20:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-31 20:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-31 20:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one jazi
2006-10-31 21:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2006-10-31 21:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.........nice ones....especially the last two.......LOL
2006-10-31 23:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋