an available restroom .. but your pants are about to get soiled... you can't even walk really... and your arms are full of groceries... what do you do?
2006-10-31 19:57:02 · 13 answers · asked by i like fried chicken 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Take a dump in your grocery bag. use yer skivies to wipe with
2006-10-31 23:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd go to a nearby restaurant/shop/business and ask if I could use their restroom and explain that it's a bit of an emergency.
I've had to do that before and it was no problem, people were understanding.
2006-11-01 04:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by undir 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Start bringing plastic baggies with you. If you really can't find an available bathroom anywhere, then I guess you'll just have to do it like the puppies do.
2006-11-01 05:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by ....... 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Find a fast food restaurant or go to the nearest past. Nature can be very inspiring..
2006-11-01 05:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by veroniki 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would just un load in my pants. I do it sometimes anyway because I like how it feels.
2006-11-01 09:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Scott Baio 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Run into the nearest business, claim it to be an emergency and unload.
2006-11-01 03:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Speed.
(You made me feel like Keanu Reeves in that movie)
2006-11-01 06:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
go into a hotel like you are a guest there and use the bathroom in the lobby. ask the bellman where it is.
2006-11-01 04:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by domangelo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Find a car with an open window.
2006-11-01 04:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
pretend you are a homeless person and crap all over yourself.
no one would even notice
2006-11-01 08:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋