A fist of dogdirt at the core of the cat’s being, residing in the depth of its stomach, implanted when the cat was sleeping. But now the cat has awoken and the stench is filling its nostrils: it knows what I’ve done, as I sheepishly glance. Its sphincter contracts and opens, its tail erects and softens, it’s breathing shallows as the dogdirt exacts its terror deep, deep within the catacombs of the cat’s asssssss. The cat’s eyes roll into the back of its head as digestion of dogdirt begins, unabated...
So my question is this: if a cat eats dogdirt, when it next goes to the toilet is what comes out considered catdirt?
2006-10-31 19:50:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
I just keep imagining its soft little head.
2006-10-31 20:04:11 · update #1
what have you been eating lolol to come up with a question like that lol
2006-11-01 00:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by LISA T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you read the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary and fill yourself full of new words, then you open your mouth and string them into a sentence of pure sh1te. Whose the author?
2006-10-31 19:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you high as a kite, or what? Sounds like you've ingested a handful of something yourself...
2006-10-31 22:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Joyce A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we fed a human being to pigs what would the pig excrete? I guess if you were human we could test this on you. Pity you're not.
2006-10-31 19:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you have dog dirt in your **pus*y cat?? Are you Belgian?
Kick the filthy MF outside until it cleans up it's act.
2006-10-31 19:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Grow up!
2006-10-31 20:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u sick r what, get a life, sad-sack.
2006-10-31 20:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirt is dirt just the same as everyones dirt
2006-10-31 19:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to get back to you on that one, I have to take a sh*t.
2006-10-31 19:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by fordguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please have your cat fully checked out by your veterinarian. Be frank about any behavioral problems, they can have a physiological cause.
2006-10-31 19:54:00 · answer #10 · answered by lennihan :) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋