A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger
ps.. dont take offensive if ya blonde as i am blonde and i thought it was funny
2006-10-31 19:48:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was funny,,,but heard several times....
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2006-10-31 19:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny....lol on that one! Yes, I was a blonde for awhile too......funny how people feel compelled to tell blondes these jokes though.......
This one is a keeper!
2006-10-31 21:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good 1, what do you think of this 1?
Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a curtain!
Doctor: Pull yourself together!
2006-10-31 19:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good joke but getting a bit old now think it first came out in the 1980s
2006-10-31 20:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, but still funny.
2006-10-31 20:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them, keep up the blonde jokes.
2006-10-31 19:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-31 21:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny.i'm a natural blonde,have black hair now so i kinda hide it but yeah that was great.
keep 'em comin'!!!
2006-10-31 19:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by snow_patrol_lady 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 19:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mama mia ... I am blond too...
2006-10-31 21:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋