A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he s*its in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch sides."
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She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix hi
2006-10-31 19:46:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahhahahahahahahah..........
that was incredible!
2006-10-31 19:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by suruchi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahaha!!!
Switch Side?!
LOL.This joke is incredible!THanks for the laugh!
(^^0)
Im gonna tell this joke to my friends!sure they will enjoy this one again!
2006-11-01 04:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure class!!
2006-11-01 05:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 03:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one was on here last week
2006-11-01 05:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the ending?
2006-11-01 04:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was funny. good job. do you have another one?
2006-11-01 04:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh ?? whats the bit about 3.oo am, dont get it really ?
2006-11-01 03:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't get the last sentenece??
but the rest was funny! :D
2006-11-01 03:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by don't stop the music ♪ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eugh! but funny
2006-11-01 03:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOLOL GOOD1 V FUNNY?!!!
2006-11-01 03:50:16 · answer #11 · answered by chris b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋