A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-10-31 19:33:07 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Ah! Sensationalism and Prejudice!
It's really sad in a way. So many are like that.
I am from two very different cultures, and was raised to look at the indvidual, and not the label.
I taught my sons the same values.
I was Blessed with Beautiful Parents.
2006-11-01 12:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. lol
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-10-31 20:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Humm, an opinion of one human being. I obviously do not trust it in any respect, although I have continually been somewhat suspect over the moral list of mainland Europe and Britain, in spite of the indisputable fact that diverse Europe does have a plan. we are obviously continually attempting to make the finest of any difficulty, so even as outspoken critics of the U. S. administration, our authorities nonetheless has important stocks contained in the attempt to save the peace in Afghanistan and education Iraqi police. humorous if Bush quite thinks "each and every thing" is at stake in Iraq- if he did imagine that way why did not he on the starting up do each and every thing to make the line gold-paved for the Iraqis, make a flow not in basic terms to coach police, yet docs, instructors, engineers, plummers etc. i'm particular with 2 billion per week they could do a lot particularly of in basic terms patrolling baghdad. Appeasment hasn't ever been a coverage, in spite of the indisputable fact that that is critical to split the political component of an extremist crew- the techniques which they use might want to be terrible and unlawful, yet they does not exist in the adventure that they did not have an excellent help base. it could be stupid to ignore the politics and in basic terms "kill insurgents". yet i wager the U. S. is doing in basic terms that.
2016-12-05 10:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by embrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not just a joke,
Something that you will come across in everyday life given the rhetoric Bush and Blair have started against the muslims in general and against Islaam in particular,
I saw GWB's election speech in which he calls for the American security by coninuing the war on terror and even labels the right thinking Americans ( some Democrats) as anti national.
The joke is on the poor fellow Bush Himself when he and his cronies are voted out, if the truth about Benladens and Bush Senior's family association comes out, and Silverstien dies soon in an aircrash which will completely be set up by GWB,
GBW will have a mad cow desease and all mad cows will be angry then cause they will take it as a personal insult to have thier desease associated with GWB
2006-10-31 19:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sadly that is probably what would result if something like this were to happen. Shows what this world is coming to... But overall, the joke was a 7/0 *s...
2006-11-04 11:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so pity on Pakistanis,
But the joke is good.
*******
During the war, All the pilots of Pakistan were dead. So , new recruitment was carried out and part of the training was being given,
pilot -- Sir, I can only take off the plane but no landing.
Boss-- Don't worry, the Indian army will make you to land.
***
Thanks.
2006-11-02 16:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hye PD
ur jokes are really funny
i make it a point to read them
but this is not a joke yaar
its reality
anyway it touched my heart
have a great day
2006-10-31 20:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great..
I liked the way the bitter truth was said as a joke..
i enjoyed it..
thanx
2006-11-02 20:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really funny joke! I'm impressed! Good work. write more n' i'll surely read. byeeee
2006-10-31 19:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by suruchi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I am not in favor of terrorist jokes.
2006-10-31 19:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋