I was one time in the supermarket. I was thinking what gift to buy for my husband then i come to a good idea. I was so happy that i screamed "Yeah! hahaha!" I totally forgot that i was in the supermarket. Everybody around was looking at me anyway i was embarrass but i also find it funny.
What do you think?
So what's yours?
2006-10-31 19:23:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at one time there was one loud songs on air so i have to speak louder so that my sister can hear me. somehow, halfway, the music suddenly stop and i guess everybody in the supermarket knows that i need to buy tampons that day.
2006-10-31 19:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really are sweet I can see........very cute one!
Here's my supermarket story: A while ago when I was younger and working in Manhattan I was dating this guy who was openly affectionate.....we happened to be in this remote supermarket in Bayside, Queens..we're by dairy & frozen foods section and he decided to be a little naughty, leaned me over and pretended to spray the whipped cream on me..we were both being a little naughty...of course we weren't acting up any other time except for that moment and the head of security at my office sees me (I didn't know he lived in that town)....anyway when I get into work (I was an accountant in a very prestigious firm) he approaches me and says didn't I see you in ***supermarket last nite by the frozen foods section? (I didn't know he saw me)...of course I denied ever being there! Soooo embarrassing!
2006-11-01 05:26:23 · answer #2 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-11-01 04:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yeah i'm always getting busted in supermarkets with my wife acting stupid singing stupidly to the crap songs they play.
2006-11-01 03:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably more funny seeing you screaming in the supermarket...mine? Sometimes i smack my forehead, saying "stupid, stupid.....why didn't i think of that?" Then ppl all around will try to avoid walking near me.
2006-11-01 04:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you weren't lookin in supermarket for his gift !
2006-11-01 03:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny that cos ive had the same thing happen to me thankfull i was in another town at the time though
2006-11-01 03:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's funny. It'd be a little embaressing, but it sounds like something I'd do!
I can relate to that. :)
2006-11-01 03:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by ~uruviel~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I have been known to laugh at inappropriate times, myself. LOL.
We have only one chance at this life. Enjoy it!
2006-11-01 20:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TAHTS NOT FUNNI.
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2006-11-01 03:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by John Doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋