WIFES PRAYER.
when i lay me down to sleep
i pray for a man whos not a creep
one whos hansome, smart and strong
one whos will* is thick and long
one who'll screw me till ma bodys twitchin in the hall the garden or kitchen.
i pray that this man will love me no end and never attemp to sha* my best friend.
then as i kneel and pray by my bed i look at the wa*nker you sent me instead.
funny eh? another one of ma mams jokes/riddles
2006-10-31 19:08:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some people have just no sense of humour well im pleased i thought it was funny
2006-10-31 19:27:54 · update #1
My husband and I laughed at this together, cos it is funny!
2006-11-03 08:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-10-31 20:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol vote me best answer and the wifes prayer may come true lol take care.
2006-10-31 22:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, I think it's funny. Those who don't liked it, can't understand it. Maybe there either kids or too old:)))))Thanks 4 sharing:)LOL
2006-10-31 19:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
naff joke didnt find it funny in the slightest
2006-10-31 20:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was funny thanks lol
if other people don't like it they don't need to read it
ive heard another similar one but can't remember it
2006-10-31 20:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more like a desperate housewife's prayer
2006-10-31 20:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"funny eh? another one of ma mams jokes/riddles"
So it was her who posted it last week.
2006-10-31 19:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
another one from last week but i still laughed
2006-10-31 22:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 19:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋