i just seen your double, i swear.
i thought it was you i even
shouted your name & whistled but it just carried on scratching its ar*e and eating its banana
i know its not that funny but i thought it was very funny when my mother sent me this via txt mesage
2006-10-31 18:56:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know why you found it funny - because it is!
2006-10-31 18:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-11-01 04:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA HAA!! Yes that is funny - made me laugh anyway!!!! Here's one you can play back on your mum: Tell her she has a hole under her armpit and when she raises one arm and puts her other hand in her armpit to feel the hole shout OOH OOH OOH like a monkey - works every time!
2006-11-01 03:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine Smile 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not really so funny, but i'm glad you had a laugh. I will now scratch my ar*e and eat a banana.
2006-11-01 02:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes it was really funny but, the question I need to ask is were you actually eating the banana????
2006-11-04 20:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't
But the guy next to me think it Funny
2006-11-01 02:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mum has a great sense of humour.
Lucky you! My Mother is very strait-laced and humourless.
2006-11-01 02:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a little bit funny
2006-11-03 13:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Karen T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your mother addressed it to you, then, it should be funny....Mother knows too well of her children.
2006-11-01 03:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 04:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mother obviously doesnt need glasses then if she gave birth to an ape
2006-11-01 04:05:11 · answer #11 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋