Did I scare you? Oh well, just answer the question. My roommate is behind me. He's on his computer too.
2006-10-31 18:52:07 · 16 answers · asked by apologetickid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus...except when i masturbate..
2006-10-31 18:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by joeknockz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-11-01 04:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh but the real question is whats behind ya roommate hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh my god it looks just like you lol
2006-11-01 02:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just this room, and this whole big, old house.
I am here all alone, but you didn't scare me! Nope. No, sir, you did not! LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-11-01 20:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont scare that easily sorry
behind my back is my freezer & microwave & you will probably find a couple of knives in my back lol
2006-11-01 05:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is behind me.
2006-11-01 02:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat laying on the couch.
2006-11-01 02:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is he on the same computer...is it a two in one business
2006-11-01 04:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bookcase and a wall.
2006-11-01 03:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend is behind me
2006-11-01 04:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my colleagued is behind me
he always watch my back
2006-11-01 02:58:03 · answer #11 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋