Last time, we saw this following riddle:
At what time do you go see the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30)!
Heheh. And here is today's riddle:
Is it dangerous to write on an empty stomach?
Have fun! :)
2006-10-31 17:53:16 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no but paper works much better!
2006-10-31 18:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-11-01 04:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whose stomach it is. If the person does not like you, writing on their stomach may bring serious damage. It also depends on what you plan to write. If you write "Men are pigs" on your boy friend's stomach, well we won't go there. What if the empty stomach is ticklish? That could cause flailing arms and legs that may contact you causing damage.
2006-11-01 02:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by ccrstitch2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naw you need a full stomach to hold the paper like a clip board does other wise you are writing on ribs
2006-11-01 02:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on who's stomach you are writing on.....lol
Have A Great Day!!!!!
2006-11-01 09:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if your using a permanent marker!!
Or a sharp object
2006-11-01 02:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no answer for you, I just like your Opus avatar.
2006-11-01 02:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but don't push too hard you might not be able to stomach it lol
2006-11-01 01:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just so long as it Isn't a "Dear John" letter because it may come back "Return to sender"
2006-11-01 02:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-01 04:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋