i own cows and take good care of them,but there is a man down the road with 14 teen head of cows ,and thy get out about evey night,when thy come down to my place his bull and my bull fight and the next day i have to fix fence , this has been going on for a long time,i have called the law and thy have seen them out and have help me put his cows back on his land, but this is getting old if you no what i mean. some people that live on this road have to fence there yard and put a gate up on there drive ways to keep his cows out of ther yard.these cows have been a pain in the butt .what would you do? it dont seem like the law cares , and im tried of fixing my fence, i would like to shoot his cows but it not cows worng its the owner.he dont even have a fence to keep them in, most of his fence is on the ground.if anyone has been throw this tell me what you did.
2006-10-31 17:32:04 · 7 answers · asked by thekid2064 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have shot the bull...sue the owner to fix the fence...
2006-10-31 18:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-11-01 04:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a ball bat and break the bulls legs. He won't roam and the cows won't follow.
2006-11-01 01:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Top Sirloin, Rib eye, hamburger.
2006-11-01 01:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Logicnreason 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and what's the joke or riddle doesn't make sense to me
put up an electric fence
2006-11-01 02:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you wanted to do to the cow, do it to the owner of the cow...that's all....
2006-11-01 03:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
logicnreason is making me hungry......so i can't think now.
2006-11-01 04:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋