A monkey one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.
As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight.
Lots of other monkeys, all free and nibbling on bananas. "Hey," he called. "I'm a monkey from the laboratory and I've just escaped.
Are you wild monkeys?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend trotted over to them and started eating the bananas. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild monkeys do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that tree there? It's got papayas growing in it. We eat that as well." The papayas tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "It's fantastic out here in the world" he told them. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild monkeys all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here." "I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the lab. I'm dying for a cigarette."
2006-10-31 17:05:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated"
2006-10-31 20:58:33 · answer #1 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't love it, yet i imagine that animal attempting out is critical even as it contains existence AND lack of existence clinical study. possibly to the way in which to effectively transplant, and so on... As unhappy because it really is, we ought to stay with our species, and if killing a monkey skill saving a human, i'm fascinated by it. as far as attempting out a pc circuit on a monkey by technique of electrocuting it, NO, it really is incorrect and in basic terms cruel.
2016-12-05 10:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by deparvine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny even though it was a bit long lol
2006-10-31 17:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you caught me on that one. I wasn't expecting that. That was good!
2006-10-31 17:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha! very good! Never heard it before!
2006-10-31 17:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-31 17:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by JoAnne H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-31 18:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by kate b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ........that was kinda lame .... the punchline
did you add it on or it came with that joke ...
I am wondering ???
But thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-31 18:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.
2006-10-31 17:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-10-31 17:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋