you saw me eating the grass on ur lawn.....would u come pet me, hug me, milk me, or eat me =( ?
(i am a COW!)
2006-10-31 16:15:22 · 19 answers · asked by Moo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would guide you to my neighbors lawn. It needs a good mowing and they dont seem interested in doing that, so you could take care of that for them.
After that I would pet you for being a good cow.
2006-10-31 16:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by kay S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were my pet then I would hug and pet you. But I would eat you after I milked you for something to drink after I finished you off.
2006-11-02 00:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by in question 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pet you and maybe even hug you if ure clean. milking is messy. and i can not slaughter a cow. leave it up to the cold hearted ppl at a butcher's.
what crappy kind of question is this?? ure not doing psychology are you?
2006-11-01 00:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by fez_from_a_strange_land 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Last summer we had a Bear walk right past our kitchen window,A BEAR! I about ****my pant's. So if you were eating the grass in my yard ,you'd be a welcome sight !I'd try to pet you to see if you were friendly,i'd be greatfull to you for fertelizing my lawn,then I'd find your owner. P.S. This was a fun question! Got Milk ?
2006-11-01 00:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by lkayj4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hug you because I am a vegetarian and I don't drink cow's milk.
2006-11-01 00:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take you around the back yard...the grass is much longer there. Wait til you'd fattened up a bit, then cut you into little pieces to put in my freezer.
2006-11-01 00:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pet you, hug you, milk you, and call the butcher and then have you for dinner.
2006-11-01 00:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh Hmmmm I would pet you then milk you THEN EAT YOU HAHAHA LOL
2006-11-01 00:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww. a kyoot lil moo cow :D i would pet you and hug you and push you into my nieghbors yard :)
2006-11-01 00:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by Just wonderin' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pet you and kick your bum.....lol i am kidding. i would call the human society to come and evacuate you off my lawn.
2006-11-01 00:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋