Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
2006-10-31 15:11:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh that cracked me up. thank goodness they didn't want to get the plunger out later, that would suck.
2006-11-02 06:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Batman has left the building 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol
2006-10-31 15:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-31 15:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG That was great! I just got in trouble for laughing too loud while my parents were sleeping!
2006-10-31 15:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nickname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao hey good one keep them coming
2006-10-31 15:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHa thats really funny.
2006-10-31 15:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lame joke.....you saw it coming
2006-10-31 15:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by SweetBuffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Thanx!
2006-10-31 15:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha
2006-11-01 00:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by dejotta 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. That was hillarious.
2006-10-31 18:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋