A man comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"
2006-10-31 14:11:54 · 15 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good jazi a lot of thick guys on here today
2006-10-31 22:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jazi, be careful. Yahoo will send you violation strikes, and take 12 points off each time. You can get away with rude content by using asterix, or full stops in words, e.g. d*ck, or d.ick.
I'm only telling you this because I got one the other day for something that wasn't that bad.
2006-10-31 14:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badddddddd
2006-10-31 14:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by Zoey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the key word. Hard as what?
2006-10-31 14:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one jazi never mind race she sour old cow lol
2006-10-31 14:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
Don't know why so many people didn't get it!
Don't they know what a dick is.
2006-10-31 18:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why ar U censord
2006-10-31 14:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by ingutu k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you trying so say here?
2006-10-31 20:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.hee hee
2006-10-31 21:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na, not funny.
2006-10-31 14:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋