A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with
'hell' andyou say something with 'as s'. The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up and runs upstairs with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstair s, looks at the 4-year old and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat as s it won't be Cheerios."
2006-10-31 14:08:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
of course i remember it, I'm living it. I have a 4 and 6 year old, oh god i cant let them read the joke.............. LOL
2006-10-31 14:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny because I have a 5 & 6 yr old and that does sound like something they would come up with.......
2006-10-31 14:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by 123..WAIT! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's cute. I remember age 6. Going to school was horrible. In kindergarten we got to play but grade one she would say sit, be quiet and learn. Hmmmm I think that's when my depression started. Age 4 , gee I can't remember that.
2006-10-31 14:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Zoey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I can,
I am still 6 years old
why you ask
should I say this to my mom?
will she laugh or spank me...
and if I did say anything like that to her ..I most likely would have lived at the Marine base or the Monastery for the rest of my days....
smile
good luck
2006-11-02 06:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that good one lmao at last someone making me laugh for a change lol
2006-10-31 14:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i never did anything like that when i was little, i still dont cuss, never have *ever* (okay, once when i was like 6 but i didnt know it was bad)
2006-10-31 14:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah except I said something offensive to my teacher instead
I think got it from a book
anyways I said Ms_____ your legs looks wrinkly like elephant legs
HAHA the teacher went bright red when I said that
2006-10-31 14:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Good one. By the way, I think those kids are my nephews!!!! LOL.
2006-10-31 14:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i dont,and im glad or else i wont be here.
2006-10-31 14:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by frauline2470 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im 14 and have never cussed.... in front of parents
2006-10-31 14:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by gungrave4531 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋