2006-10-31 13:55:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Go up to the person and whisper kindly, so only the person can hear you, "your zipper is down." Or, if it's a friend in a casual situation where everyone is easy going and humorous, just say "x y z" (examine your zipper).
2006-10-31 14:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Obvious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a male: The cucumber has left the salad
For a female: Pull up your zipper
2006-11-01 00:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by MegD22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you can see by the range of answers here, it depends on whether or not you want to be discrete or humorous. To be discrete, I would avoid well-known phrases that others will know, like" XYZ", "barn door", or "tuck".
If you make eye contact with the person, then look at the zipper, letting his eyes follow yours, you can simply ask, "Did you forget something?" or maybe "you should wear that shirt untucked."
2006-10-31 23:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by anyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Tickle/Poke their pecker and ask "Is it alive?"
2. Open your front zippers, let your little guy out and say "Hi (Insert His Name) Jr. Meet (Insert Your Name) Jr.".
3. Run as fast as you could towards him and give him one of those rugby tackle. Then say " U pervert".
4. Bend down in front of him and say "Ok! Take me now."
5. Go the the Info Counter / DJ booth / stage, borrow the mic and announce, "Hey (Insert His Full Name), your zipper is open and something is showing."
2006-10-31 22:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by aLTered_eGo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say "Your zipper is open and your penis is showing."
2006-10-31 23:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by acgsk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should walk up to them, pull them to the side so that no one hears what you're saying, and tell them they are exposed. I think it's better to face them, using your body to kind of cover them, that way they can easily zip up.
2006-10-31 22:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by wildenemart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say,,,,Hey, your barn door is open and the mule is out.
2006-10-31 22:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How: Very quickly
2006-10-31 22:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sheila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tap them gently and say "excuse me, you've forgotten to zip up and..." trail off without finishing... look at the person and smile--haha...
2006-10-31 22:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him his garage door is open and you can see his volkswagen parked in there
2006-10-31 22:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋