A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 401."
2006-10-31 13:50:31 · 26 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jazi I like your sense of humour lmao good one ☺
2006-10-31 13:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 OUT OF 10 FOR THAT 1
2006-10-31 21:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, he should go to room 401 and have some slap and tickle with the nice lady
2006-11-01 04:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh, and I've been trick or treating in the cold tonight so I'm not in such a good mood.
2006-10-31 22:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be needing a fresh diaper when I can get up off the floor.
2006-10-31 22:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah for dirty jokes!
2006-10-31 22:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one Jazi!!!! Excellent taste in jokes!!!!
2006-11-01 05:22:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Great one.
2006-10-31 22:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so did he get to ask the clerk his question?
2006-10-31 22:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by Fiyah Wiyah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Liked It!! Put More Up!!
2006-10-31 22:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sam G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋