There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
2006-10-31 13:48:01 · 24 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama u are the fancy type and funny thanks for sharing a nice joke. hope u will continue this
2006-10-31 14:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by mohsin a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got 12 points knocked off the other day for using the words premature ejac*lation.
Apparently the 'adult content' was in violation of Yahoo!
Just thought I'd warn you!
Love the joke though...
2006-10-31 22:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.That's good.
Being English I just imagine the guy standing there in his underwear as that's what we mean by pants over here- makes it funnier for me!- I take it you were referring to his trousers though.
2006-10-31 21:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Vic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-31 22:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by ~*StarryEyedSurprise*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure you told it quite right but you had a go
2006-11-01 04:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your gonna loose points jazi i did this morning and it wasnt as bad as your i still liked your joke
2006-11-01 06:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao lol âº
2006-10-31 21:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant i really like that one, it defintely tickled me....lmfao
2006-11-01 02:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me giggle!
2006-10-31 21:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, thank god for these jokes, I've been bored at work all night...
2006-10-31 22:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋