Little Tony anyone heard of him?

Question

Little Tony on Math

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the
one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."


LITTLE TONY ON MATH

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in
arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'", replies
TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ******* difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we
are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a
mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a
*******."

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden,
he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take
a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word
to use in this situation The correct word you want to use is
'urinate'. Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will
allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an
eight, but if you had bigger ****, you'd be a TEN!"

LITTLE TONY ON MORE GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked
for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful"
in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My
father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on
little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly
called on little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father
that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just ******* beautiful!'"

LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one
candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench
across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy
isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
time?" Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own ******* business.

I LOVE little Tony!!!!!

Answer 1

lmfao...but hers another little tony joke you might like

one Friday after lunch @ school little Tony's teacher says i am going to ask yous all a question an if you get it right you don't have to come to school on Monday
this goes for about three weeks and know one can answer her questions so one day little tony rolls to black balls down to the front of the class at question the teacher scorns WHOSE THE COMEDIAN WITH THE BLACK BALLS bill Cosby miss see ya Tuesday

Answer 2

Little tony on Geography

I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.

Just this week, I was planning a road trip to Hawaii when it occurred to me that on the way I should perhaps stop in South Carolina to see Mount Rushmore and possibly Nebraska to visit Yosemite. I called the Triple A (AAA) to find out the distance between these two points and the guy there told me that Yosemite's in California. Man, was I pissed! I wasted money on long distance to hear that? Haven't these people at the Automobile Association of America taken Geography in school? You would think they would have, a kind of prerequisite for a career at the Triple A.

Another thing that really bites me in the *** is when somebody doesn't know his or her directions. Last year I was driving north headed for South America when I stopped at a gas station to find out where the nearest motel was as I needed to rest before continuing on. The guy in there pointed toward the setting sun and said, "Go west 1.2 miles and you'll run right into The Homestead Motel.." I felt like punching that guy right in the noggin for trying to pull one over on me. Everybody knows that the sun sets in the east.

Ricky J. Fico
http://www.tri-umphs.com

Answer 3

Little Tony's cool. Don't diss the Tony.

Little TONY on pizza
Little Tony was eating pizza when his dad came in.
"Hey, what're you eating?" asked the dad
"Oh. I took it from one of my friends."Said little Tony.
"Which friend was this?" asked the dad
"I don't know, but he was dead when I found him!"

I just made this up in 3 minutes, so I deserve a little credit.

Answer 4

Little TONY rocks

Answer 5

Kay it just to long but other than that it fine story lol

Answer 6

I really liked the last one.

Answer 7

Little Tony, you gotta love him. He is such a cutie. Thanks for the laughs.
Have A Great Day!!!!!

Answer 8

little tonys awsome

Answer 9

me too! i love little tony! however... he doesn't quite seem so little anymore :)

Answer 10

wow.... never heard bout him before until now....


thanks though!! my favorite is the second one!!!