2006-10-31 13:02:51 · 27 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No,I have a message coming through from the other side,its saying
its saying
its saying
its saying
its saying
its saying
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you,happy birthday dear hacker at 2.00am(it told me that too)!! happy birthday to you!!!
Best wishes and a merry christmas when that comes to!!! lol
2006-10-31 13:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When the president is George W Bush, you need a sense of humour.
2006-10-31 22:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.
Just this week, I was planning a road trip to Hawaii when it occurred to me that on the way I should perhaps stop in South Carolina to see Mount Rushmore and possibly Nebraska to visit Yosemite. I called the Triple A (AAA) to find out the distance between these two points and the guy there told me that Yosemite's in California. Man, was I pissed! I wasted money on long distance to hear that? Haven't these people at the Automobile Association of America taken Geography in school? You would think they would have, a kind of prerequisite for a career at the Triple A.
Another thing that really bites me in the *** is when somebody doesn't know his or her directions. Last year I was driving north headed for South America when I stopped at a gas station to find out where the nearest motel was as I needed to rest before continuing on. The guy in there pointed toward the setting sun and said, "Go west 1.2 miles and you'll run right into The Homestead Motel.." I felt like punching that guy right in the noggin for trying to pull one over on me. Everybody knows that the sun sets in the east.
Ricky J. Fico
http://www.tri-umphs.com
2006-10-31 21:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by rickjfico 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a clue give some funny or sarcastic maybe witty answers in the cats and dogs category and see what happens to you... I did, got violation notices galore.... sense of humour by pass that lot have had
2006-10-31 21:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can people live without a sense of humour?
I have a wicked one
2006-10-31 23:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shouldnt the question be has any1 here actually got a sense of humour
2006-10-31 21:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me Hacker I have great sense of humour hey Irish here. âº
2006-10-31 21:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a sense of humour do you smell it
2006-11-01 06:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes definently...people need to cheer up!!!!i love a good sense of humour!!
2006-10-31 21:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what sense of humour?
2006-11-01 00:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by gabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋