German coast guard sent to England to learn english: his fisrt call is from the captain of a cruise ship. Captain to coast guard "May Day.May Day, we are sinking, Coast Guard: vot? Captain: we are sinking, Coast Guard : What are you sinking????
2006-10-31 12:38:07 · 5 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I sink you come from the the best city in the world.. Glesca' girl..
Ali Bali (as in Ali Bali..Ali Bali bee..sittin' oan yer mammy's knee)
Wha's like us? Eh hen? Ta-ra-ra-noo..
2006-10-31 12:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Thanks so much for making me laugh, I always laugh at germans when they say burstday instead of birthday... not that I'm a racist I just find all accents funny.
2006-10-31 20:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do not think that your attitude has gone unnoticed, Herr Gruber.
2006-10-31 20:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know ve have vays of making you stop talking
2006-11-01 06:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by Wiley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sinking I've heard this one.
2006-10-31 20:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋